floozys:

floozys:

floozys:

omg ok i found my mom’s dildo on my sisters 18th birthday and i had to go in a limo like 5 minutes later and everyone else was like having fun and dancing and shit and like the whole journey i was just sitting in the corner in silence staring out the window like /dildo/

my liTTLE SISTER JUST RAN INTO MY ROOM CRYING AND SHOUTING “DID YOU F ORGET I FOLLOW YOU ON TUMBLR MY EYES ARE BLEEDING”

sHE JUST SENT ME THIS 

Fashion helps showing your individuality, what kind of person you are. You gotta look at it like you’re a billboard. What are you promoting?

liverpate:

azraeldoesnotdispute:

liverpate:

why am i not a banana

Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.

thanks man

grinshaws:

[looks you in the eyes, pats your knee sympathetically] i don’t care