Thank You For Best Song Ever [x]

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floozys:

floozys:

floozys:

omg ok i found my mom’s dildo on my sisters 18th birthday and i had to go in a limo like 5 minutes later and everyone else was like having fun and dancing and shit and like the whole journey i was just sitting in the corner in silence staring out the window like /dildo/

my liTTLE SISTER JUST RAN INTO MY ROOM CRYING AND SHOUTING “DID YOU F ORGET I FOLLOW YOU ON TUMBLR MY EYES ARE BLEEDING”

sHE JUST SENT ME THIS 

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Fashion helps showing your individuality, what kind of person you are. You gotta look at it like you’re a billboard. What are you promoting?

Fashion helps showing your individuality, what kind of person you are. You gotta look at it like you’re a billboard. What are you promoting?

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‘The most boring thing to do? I guess doing photoshoots. All you do is smile for a couple of hours.’ 

tags: #rude bitch
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liverpate:

azraeldoesnotdispute:

liverpate:

why am i not a banana

Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.

thanks man

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grinshaws:

[looks you in the eyes, pats your knee sympathetically] i don’t care

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